haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I queefed so loud it echoed.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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