we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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