If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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