i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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