She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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