we have officially lost it.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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