I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
