I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
