But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Come see our sink grown plant.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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