Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
