with your own penis?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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