butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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