Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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