Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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