Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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