would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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