all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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