i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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