why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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