i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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