Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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