Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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