How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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