getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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