Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize