So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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