Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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