Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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