After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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