Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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