I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
