it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
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