Porn is love you can see.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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