We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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