it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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