I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
