Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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