If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
