Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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