He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I could fuck to npr.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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