oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You made out with two different species that night
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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