got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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