Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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