He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You just made me feel so damn special
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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