Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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