Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I smell stomach acid.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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