walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Randomize
