Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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