im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
