Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Randomize
