Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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