Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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