you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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