How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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