Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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