i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
