Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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